What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"