What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!