Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
It was a high school.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Because then it would be a foot..
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
When she hands out long sentences.
Because their hands are always in someone else's!
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
Two Kwanzaas
Paint one of them black the others will move away.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
There's a little bit of good in everybody.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
a palm-agranate!
