What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Sean Murray Jokes More Sean Murray Jokes

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.