What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.