What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo