All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Because they both looked sharp!
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Because he had gnocchi.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
Pilaf.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
can't complain"
Because hes got no Sole!
Duke Nukem.
