How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.