What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.