What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.