What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"