What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!