What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.