What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.