What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."