What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

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This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

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What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

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It's all out of eggs..