How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.