What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

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What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !