What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T