What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T