What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.