Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Coffee Mug

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.