What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.