What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

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Oh, the huge-manatee

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Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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I bet he has to leave the room.

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Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Because tea leaves.

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I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!