What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?