What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What did Helen Keller call her dog?

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.