What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.