Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....