He didn't want someone telling him what to do
You want some beef
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
An ironing board.
It doesn't need cleaning
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.