What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.