Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.