Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Jackie Gleason Jokes More Jackie Gleason Jokes

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Skeleton Key Jokes More Skeleton Key Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.