How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to