What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Sick Casket Jokes More Sick Casket Jokes

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin