What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !