What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.