What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.