What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.