Cpu Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Cache Jokes More Cache Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache