What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche