What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?

Pierre

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre