What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me