What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out