French Guy Jokes

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!