French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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Bonjour Jokes More Bonjour Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?