What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.