What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF