What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids