Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.