What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

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How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K