What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk