How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.