How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.