What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

How does it smell?

Awful