What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.