The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
An eggroll !
Look, Ma! No hands!
My you're looking "acute" today.
He pasta away
Through the Windu
Three blind mice.
A man holding an aardvark.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
A: The food tastes funny.
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
Basic training.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Because he'd drop everything
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
