How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."