How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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To get to the other side

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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He looked a little blue

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Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Another pops up.

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Malnutrition.

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He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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No-eye deer.

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No weigh...

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we