What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.