What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.