What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!