What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.