What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers