What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.