What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!