What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg