Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...