What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers