What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :