What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer