What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now