What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

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Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25