Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment