Lays, because they are full of air.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Air to the bone
A dead centipede.
Because air is free
because AIR IS FREE
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
There's a little nip in the air.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)
A HERPA filter
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
A millionaire.
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
Because eggs were going up !
Super Pickle
See you on the flip side.
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Air.
A centipede
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
A plain one.
Air to the throne.
It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
A seahorse !
Pupil : It's stolen !
Lets get right into the noose.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Wizz Air
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
An air mattress.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Cause its feet smell.
When there are two of them.
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Because the p is silent.
He was delighted.
I can't feel my face when i'm with you"
Toastyyy!
It's Kano.
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
