It was Pirated.
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Turn the barstool upside down.
We sleep better when the room is moving
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.
He farts
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
There's a little nip in the air.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
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Okay men, get on the ship."
His grades were below sea level
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One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Ba dum ship.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
A sailor.
It takes longer to pick up
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.
Fish and Ships
Flip it upside-down.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*
sorry this is only a four star hotel.
A salt rifle.
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
It's all played in the high C's.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
A: Hard-boiled rain.