What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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