What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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