Shredded tweet.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
They both can't ride bicycles.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
