Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

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What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.